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  Is Jesus inferior because it says that He will "be subject" in 1 Cor 15:28?

  by hooberus in

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  "and when all things shall be subdued unto him, then shall the son also himself be subject unto him that put all things under him, that god may be all in all.

  " 1 corinthians 15:28. .

  the watchower implies that since jesus is said to be "subject" unto "him that put all things under him" that therefore jesus is inferior to god, and the trinity is thus not true.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  gooberarse

  hobbyhorse

  humurus

  You called? the real cheeses is here - ever helpful as always.

  cheeses - subject to no bastard. Especially not to an object of fantasy.
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  Note to the blind ones (anti-apostasy)

  by Razor in

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  i notice a lot of anti-jehovah's witenesses post here so i will speak my peace.

  2 peter 3:3 .

  "for you know this first, that in the last days there will come ridiculers with their ridicule, proceeding according to their own desires" .

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Razor,

  My good friend, and most evil apostate bastard, xjwb12, has been looking for you. Please don't do your dirty work and run. You are doing a necessary work - us apostates need useless turds like yourself. Where else can we constructively vent our feelings.

  In anycase, I sympathise with you. I understand what you must be suffering. It certainly must be almost unbearable to be wearing a soiled nappy, enduring the discomfort of a chafed arse and not having mommy around to change it for you.

  Consolation and relief is just a short step away. Follow avishai's sound advice - tell the elders that you took on the evil apostates on their very own turf. Their response will be most satisfying to you.

  cheeses. Incidentally, my avatar depicts your typical JW - head stuck up backside, oblivious to the real world in which the majority of us reside.
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  Minging Mingers

  by Englishman in

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  2. friends

  rhymes with ringing ringers.. not good words to bandy about my friends, even if they do roll delightfully off the tongue.

  this link may cause offence: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minger .

  just my opinion folks.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Some minge connections -

  Man with beard - minge moosh

  (left to your own suitable phrasing) - minge muncher.

  cheeses - minge certifier.
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  Minging Mingers

  by Englishman in

  1. jw
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  rhymes with ringing ringers.. not good words to bandy about my friends, even if they do roll delightfully off the tongue.

  this link may cause offence: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minger .

  just my opinion folks.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Minge carries the same meaning 'down under' i.e. fanny (Oz version) as per 'Ginger minge'.

  cheeses - an amateur minger.
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  I'm still reeling....I must be blessed.....two brothers called this evening

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

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  i arrived home from work late this evening and was perparing to settle down for dinner when a knock sounded on the front door at 7.30. upon opening it i was amazed to see an old friend of mine from the local congregation, dave.

  we exchanged hellos (no how are you?

  ), no hand extended to me as a greeting.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  xjw's teeth only chatter during Winter. It must be getting warmer in Ontario.

  cheeses.
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  Why did you choose your avatar?

  by FMZ in

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  i have seen many threads about avatars, here is another one:.

  i have had this avatar for some time on another board.

  i was going to put a picture of myself in there, but decided against it, as i realized this picture has some symbolism to me.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Mine is a pic of me successfully completing my favourite party trick. Never fails to be a conversation stimulator.

  cheeses - fortunate to be supple. And to have an oily complexion.
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  "Must Do" list after leaving the borg

  by doodle-v in

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  what would you list as the top "must do's" after leaving the borg?.

  it can be serious or goofy.. im in a goofy mood tonight so here's mine.. 1. give oral sex.

  2. recive oral sex.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  doodle -

  You could accomplish most of those activities with a weekend away with a rubgy league club.

  cheeses - fostering the code.

  P.S. The Aussies here will understand.
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  I'm still reeling....I must be blessed.....two brothers called this evening

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i arrived home from work late this evening and was perparing to settle down for dinner when a knock sounded on the front door at 7.30. upon opening it i was amazed to see an old friend of mine from the local congregation, dave.

  we exchanged hellos (no how are you?

  ), no hand extended to me as a greeting.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  I arrived home from work late this evening and was perparing to settle down for dinner when a knock sounded on the front door at 7.30. Upon opening it I was amazed to see an old friend of mine from the local congregation, Dave. We exchanged hellos (no How are you? or How have you been?), no hand extended to me as a greeting. This from a person who has totally ignored me since my 'enlightenment'. I wasn't about to renew old friendships.

  Just a "This is my friend Chris" as he introduces his dipshit associate. I didn't recognize this person. The conversation with Dave and Chris was short, but intense, and went something as follows ( I do not recall all of the details as I was really shocked to have them at my door).

  Dave: We are here to invite X (I do not wish to reveal my wife's name as they obviously must hold out some hope for her. Little do they realise) to the Memorial and held out a memorial invitation which I decline to accept.

  Peter (that's me, cheeses): Why?

  Dave: Because it would be nice (this coming from a witness with almost thirty years of background with the society).

  Peter: I laughed, and said, Oh, that's a good reason. I called my wife to the door and said she had some visitors. She exchanged pleasantries with Dave and went back inside. She later told me that the Chris person she recognised as a former special pioneer from the congregation where she spent her time as a child. She agreed that he was a complete shit-for-a-brain. Probably sent by her a-sack-of-shit father.

  The time for niceties was over.

  Peter: What has the society informed you about their involvement with the UN as a NGO associate?

  Dave: I am sorry, I don't know anything about it. What do you mean?

  By this time Chris was back on his heels and starting to back away.

  Peter: Well let me tell you that the same organisation that the WTS has identified as the 'wild beast' and which will play a major part in your armageddon, and which has been condemned for decades by the WTS, is the same organisation with which the WTS was a non-governmental associate for almost ten years. Ask the elders to explain it to you.

  Dave: It's good though that the truth is still the truth.

  Peter: Well, I am glad I saw the truth and got out while I could, and still had my sanity.

  Chris didn't really utter anything of substance when I hit him up with some similar logic. He couldn't wait to get away. Actually, both were backing away by this stage. I said good bye and closed the door.

  Somwhow I don't believe they will be rushing back to see me, though I might do a call on Dave, as he seemed to be a bit interested in the message.

  cheeses - doing his bit to advance kingdom truths.
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  I am here, but not without great effort...

  by Ron1968 in

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  wow, it took me a long time to access this site once again.

  i have a fairly good intelligence level i like to think, but i tried every which way but loose to get into this site for a while with no success.

  anyway, i made it back and actually may have something useful to contribute!

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Dansk,

  It's easy really. Just an old circus trick. Requirements are - small, pointy head, oily complexion preferable. Large arse necessary. Being double jointed is also a bonus. Ability to hold breath most desirable. Not being afraid of the dark is also a positive quality.

  cheeses - who doesn't recommend that children should attempt it without adult supervision.
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  I am here, but not without great effort...

  by Ron1968 in

  1. jw
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  wow, it took me a long time to access this site once again.

  i have a fairly good intelligence level i like to think, but i tried every which way but loose to get into this site for a while with no success.

  anyway, i made it back and actually may have something useful to contribute!

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Somebody didn't cover the trail very well.